They Heard About My Sweet Cheeks

...but got the directions slightly wrong. Another mystery insect-creature came to do his vile work while I was standing at a door with four men [more on this to come]. Feeling a stabbing pain in a most inconvenient location, I paused - breathed - waited - and then screamed! And then ran around to the back of a shed to try and do some investigatory research. As usual, the damage didn't show up until about two days later. And here it is. The only photo I will actually post, do to the bizarre location of the attack.





Today it's gone from looking like an egg to a bright pink mound.


Was it a wasp? A spider? A bee? No idea, but I'm pretty sure it's a conspiracy. Creatures versus Contos. And I'm obviously losing!